I must admit

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 04/16/2019 at 13:28 • Filed to: None

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I have an -uncontrollable- crush on the Mini P aceman

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2019 at 13:34

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looks rather thicc

HammerheadFistpunch > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2019 at 13:39

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You know what MINI REALLLLLLLY needs in this market? A countryman DAKAR. Their Raptor if you will. Long travel suspension with a lift, a snorty exhaust, big wing, etc. why not? What have they got to lose?

I know these aren’t technically countryman...or MINI...but these are

don’t fight the off-road craze MINI, you need a halo vehicle again.

Spanfeller is a twat > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/16/2019 at 13:40

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Spanfeller is a twat > HammerheadFistpunch 04/16/2019 at 13:41

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Don’t they use the BMW tri-turbo diesel?

Really, it would be great if there was a Mini Raptor.... 

HammerheadFistpunch > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2019 at 13:48

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they do and it would

fintail > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2019 at 13:50

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At least it doesn’t have quite the backwards cap punchable bro look of the coupe from a few years prior.

Spanfeller is a twat > HammerheadFistpunch 04/16/2019 at 13:52

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Though the required mods for that to work would be so... complicated.

They could take an F20, add a mini body kit, and the tr i-turbo would fit  easily. Then just lift it, and add a roll cage. It’d be closer to a German Wrangler than a Raptor... but it would be amazing. 

Spanfeller is a twat > fintail 04/16/2019 at 13:52

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We do not speak of the Coupe.

that’s rule one of any car site. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2019 at 14:36

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I like the coupe.

HammerheadFistpunch > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2019 at 14:38

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I don’t even think they need to go that far.  Just do standard countryman, turn up the boost, do Ohlins coilovers and bbs wheels.  Call it a day.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2019 at 14:39

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And if you removed a single ‘e’ out of the name, you can call it the Mini Pacman...

Mercedes Streeter > Spanfeller is a twat 04/16/2019 at 14:51

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Seems like Mini just couldn’t keep the pace with this one. It’s one of the only vehicles I know in the US that sold hilariously terribly without being discontinued, low volume, or from a manufacturer nobody cares about.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > HammerheadFistpunch 04/16/2019 at 16:36

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Mini really needs to make an AWD version of the Cooper S and then go back to the WRC. Focus RS levels of performance in something properly sized to compete in the WRC. The Coutryman was always too big for the modern WRC regs and the program was beyond half- assed.